Things you need to take note of before you embarrass yourself at Ben & Jerry's.
1. The flavour of the ice-cream is Strawberry Cheesecake, NOT Strawberry Shortcake!
Seriously, if you can't even figure out the difference between a cartoon character and an ice-cream flavour and you're in your late twenties, you should just be exiled.
2. It's hot fudge and caramel, NOT hot fludge and camarel.
Hello?! It's nowhere near a tongue twister so I totally can't pardon you not being able to pronounce those two.
3. One of our toppings is chocolate rice, NOT chocolate chip.
There is a reason, why they are called rice and chip respectively. LOOK before you speak people!
4. If you don't know how to pronounce the flavours, then DON'T. Just point at the ice-cream, it's enough for the scoopy.
For the record, Phish Food is pronounced as Fish Food, and not Pish Food. And Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz, it's DEFINITELY not pronounced as Coffee Coffee Booze Booze Booze (??!!) Most of our scoopies are not even legal yet!
5. We offer a choice of either hot fudge or caramel for the wet topping for your sundaes, so when we ask which one, don't go yeah.
Another pointer. LISTEN before you speak.
Hmm, I think that's about it. Please take note. Take it from someone who cares.
By the way people, Ben & Jerry's isn't a coffee house, in case some haven't realised, coz apparently there are some. Especially for the outlet at Raffles City, I strongly recommend you to buy your hot drinks from Starbucks, Gloria Jeans or even Ya Kun Kaya Toast. Don't buy from us, coz we are not professionally trained to make really nice coffee for the $4 that you are paying.
Another thing, Ben & Jerry's offer a wide, and I mean a WIDE variety of flavours. So don't come here, just to order a plain strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. Trust me, it's also not worth your money.
Oh one more, at Raffles City, there is a provision shop right next to the UOB bank and there's also Jason's Marketplace. So don't come to Ben & Jerry's just to buy our mineral water that costs $2. Need I mention that it's not worth the money also?
Gosh, I'm so getting fired.
1. The flavour of the ice-cream is Strawberry Cheesecake, NOT Strawberry Shortcake!
Seriously, if you can't even figure out the difference between a cartoon character and an ice-cream flavour and you're in your late twenties, you should just be exiled.
2. It's hot fudge and caramel, NOT hot fludge and camarel.
Hello?! It's nowhere near a tongue twister so I totally can't pardon you not being able to pronounce those two.
3. One of our toppings is chocolate rice, NOT chocolate chip.
There is a reason, why they are called rice and chip respectively. LOOK before you speak people!
4. If you don't know how to pronounce the flavours, then DON'T. Just point at the ice-cream, it's enough for the scoopy.
For the record, Phish Food is pronounced as Fish Food, and not Pish Food. And Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz, it's DEFINITELY not pronounced as Coffee Coffee Booze Booze Booze (??!!) Most of our scoopies are not even legal yet!
5. We offer a choice of either hot fudge or caramel for the wet topping for your sundaes, so when we ask which one, don't go yeah.
Another pointer. LISTEN before you speak.
Hmm, I think that's about it. Please take note. Take it from someone who cares.
By the way people, Ben & Jerry's isn't a coffee house, in case some haven't realised, coz apparently there are some. Especially for the outlet at Raffles City, I strongly recommend you to buy your hot drinks from Starbucks, Gloria Jeans or even Ya Kun Kaya Toast. Don't buy from us, coz we are not professionally trained to make really nice coffee for the $4 that you are paying.
Another thing, Ben & Jerry's offer a wide, and I mean a WIDE variety of flavours. So don't come here, just to order a plain strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. Trust me, it's also not worth your money.
Oh one more, at Raffles City, there is a provision shop right next to the UOB bank and there's also Jason's Marketplace. So don't come to Ben & Jerry's just to buy our mineral water that costs $2. Need I mention that it's not worth the money also?
Gosh, I'm so getting fired.
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